your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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