that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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