I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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