I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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