Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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