That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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