Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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