...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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