Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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