Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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