youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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