I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize
