If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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