Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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