hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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