It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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