Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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