i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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