it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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