i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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