I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
