i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
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