how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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