I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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