...so i touched it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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