I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.