big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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