bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof