it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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