Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
false alarm. still invincible.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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