Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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