I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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