Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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