Porn is love you can see.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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