dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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