Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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