Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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