If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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