no, he came in my armpit
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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