Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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