Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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