Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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