i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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