he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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