Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we made out on top of his cat.
someone owes me an orgasm
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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