no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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