I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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