i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think your dad took our porno
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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