grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
are you so shy because you have an std?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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