that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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