Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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