your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Let's get the cat blown out
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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