If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
