I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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