she was so not down for the gang bang
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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