i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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