You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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