Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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